I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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