used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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