yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize