As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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