Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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