real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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