He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just cropdusted the office
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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