How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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