guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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