Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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