This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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