All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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