The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I currently don't understand fingers.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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