how can u be prego again
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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