What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
