She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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