I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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