He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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