these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Randomize
