he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
