woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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