trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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