Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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