Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize