You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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