we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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