You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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