i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sext me about skeletons
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
