where am i from again
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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