Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
