You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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