only if we run a train.
done.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
