he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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