the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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