We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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