You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I had to cum in my sink.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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