I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize