Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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