I'm really into asian looking animals
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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