I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
PS: I just woke up from my shower
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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