she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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