i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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