i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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