Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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