oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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