2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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