first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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