Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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