Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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