I can't breathe out the right side of my face
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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