We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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