she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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