why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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