honey bunches of taint.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Pants are for mortals
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