You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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