even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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