Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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