I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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