Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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