Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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