Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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